среда, 14 марта 2012 г.

Bet they'd just love a nice cold shower

Don Scribner, a New Lenox reader, writes:

"Has it occurred to you that the Sept. 11 terrorists, even if theypaced themselves and deflowered only one brown-eyed virgin everyother day, would have gone through the last of their 72 virgins onFeb. 2?"

No. And thanks for the day brightener.

Gotta hang it on somebody

The Not Me Decade, in which everybody else is responsible foreverything, continues:

A murder suspect hanged herself in a Florida jail and left asuicide note asking her lawyer to sue the jail for failing to preventher from hanging herself.

Do-it-yourself

Fourteen days remain until National Volunteer Week.

No one told QT to …

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